The Unfortunate Case of the Visor

By now you should all be pretty much clued in to the fact that college is not my favorite thing. Actually, it's awful, but that's beside the point. I could give you a list of all the things I hate about it, but for now, let's just focus in on the worst thing of all: The visor.

Just look at it. It's like a baseball cap, only without the hat part of the situation. If the goal of wearing one is to block the sun, then time and time again the wearers of this monstrosity will be defeated, considering that their ENTIRE head is is being exposed. If the goal is to look like an idiot, then congratulation, sir, you win. They're like headbands for guys, with a duck's mouth sticking out from the wearer's forehead. 

They're awful.